The girl in the lane, that couldn't speak plain,
Cried, "Gobble, gobble, gobble":
The man on the hill that couldn't stand still,
Went hobble, hobble, hobble.

This brief but funny rhyme appeared in 19th-century English nursery collections, including Gammer Gurton’s Garland. It belongs to the class of “nonsense pairing” rhymes — short verses built on sounds and rhythm rather than story. Such lines were popular in oral tradition, passed from nursemaids to children as playful tongue twisters.
This is the kind of nonsense rhyme that likely made generations of children giggle before bedtime. There’s no lesson hiding here — just rhythm, sound, and pure play.
